Ok, so this Polish fellow is sitting in a bar, sniffling, as he finishes his 3rd beer. A decent looking chick slides smoothly onto the bar stool next to him and says, "I've been watching you for half an hour now, and I see you are really upset. What is the matter?" He says, "well, uh, I'm Polish. And being the brunt of so many jokes is really starting to get to me. I just don't think I can take it anymore." She says, "I know what you mean, I'm discriminated against all the time too." He says, "really?, why?" She says, "I am a lesbian." He stops sniffling, looks at her in amazement, and says, "gee, I am sorry to hear that, things are pretty bad in Beirut aren't they."