Lesbian Jokes

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  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    Lesbian Jokes

    What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?……….A licker cabinet.

    What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ……….A Klondyke.

    What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ……….Militia Etheridge.

    Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? ……….Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

    What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? ……….Fur Traders.

    What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ……….A Lickalotapuss.

    What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ……….Well Hung.

    What do two lesbians do when they are having their Periods? ……….Fingerpaint.

    What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? ……….Potpourri.

    What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner? ……….See you next month.

    Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ……….She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

    How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ……….Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

    Do you know what drag is? ……….It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

    What do you call lesbian twins? ……….Lick-a-likes.

    How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? ……….She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

    What's the definition of confusion? ……….Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

    What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? ……….One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.


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  2. 1911Ron

    1911Ron

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    :laughabove: :rofl: terrible just terrible *snort*:thumbsup:
     

  3. Crowsfoot

    Crowsfoot Take the time..

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    First, I hope that the mods shut this down.
    Second, Do you really think this is funny?
    Third, Grow Up.

    Crowsfoot
     
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    While this may not make the mods on this family board happy...I found a few of those hilarious.
     
  5. mitchshrader

    mitchshrader Deceased

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    ain't very funny and they ain't very nice.

    if ya'll really want open season on insulting jokes you ain't very smart, cause it goes south quick, the thread gets locked, and it peeves the mods.

    for the record who anybody else sleeps with or don't, isn't my business. if you WANT it to be my business, i'm gonna start with comments about YOUR sex life. hmm? as you're the one wanting that..

    think about it. how far into your personal life you want my insulting comments?

    that's exactly the fair amount to get into other folks...
     
  6. GotGlock1917

    GotGlock1917 Lifetime Member

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    Tough crowd.


    But you really should delete your post before the moderators see it.


    Militia Etheridge:rofl:
     
  7. Randolph da man

    Randolph da man

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    i believe those are called "jokes" :tongueout:


    it wasnt titled "Lesbian Insults"



    lighten up francis... :thumbsup:
     
  8. kygungirl

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    I found them funny! Most people just need to lighten up.
     
  9. ICHI

    ICHI @#%* !

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    All I know is me and Lesbian's have something in common :tongueout: :thumbsup: :tongueout:
     
  10. pupcuss27

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    Yea, Still No Respect. We still call them Jokes here in Lighter Side, JOKES!:supergrin: :thumbsup:



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  11. GotGlock1917

    GotGlock1917 Lifetime Member

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    I think they are funny and I'm not concerned with people thinking they are denigrating. They are just very sexual in content and some are very gross. Finger painting? :rofl:

    The sexual content alone is enough to violate TOS.
     
  12. lm921

    lm921 The Stampede

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    eather way this is still funny, would it help if they were redneck jokes??

    :rofl: :laughabove:
     
  13. mrwiggins

    mrwiggins lookout ladies

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    yet offensive i guess to some, mostly funny. ibtl
     
  14. GotGlock1917

    GotGlock1917 Lifetime Member

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    Do you mean redneck lesbians or something like "Get off me daddy. Yer crushin' my cigarettes.
     
  15. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    I will cut and paste these on my myspace blog. rofl.