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Leaving Momma behind!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VonFatman, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. VonFatman

    VonFatman

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    A man left for work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
    When he appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and barraged for two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped and said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
    He replied, "That would be fine with me!"
    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
    On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.


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  2. Nowhere Man

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