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  1. 0100010

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    "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
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    An old saying:
    Raise your right hand if you like the French....
    Raise both hands if you are French.
     
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    My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one
    that says 'First Iraq, then France'."............ Tom Brokaw

    "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove
    Hitler from France.".............. Jay Leno

    France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is
    miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen
    are miserable because they live in France...... Mark Twain

    Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who
    lives in Canada........ Ted Nugent

    The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them
    we found truffles in Iraq.

    War without France would be like ... uh ..... World War II

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    The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can
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