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Layoffs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 13, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....
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    > As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to
    > the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our
    > taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To
    > compensate for these increases, our prices would have to
    > increase by about 10%.
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    > But since we cannot increase our prices right now due
    > to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off
    > six of our employees instead. This has really been
    > bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I
    > didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
    >
    > So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking
    > lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our
    > employees' cars and have decided these folks will be
    > the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
    > approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to
    > them.
    >
    > I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic..
     
  2. shooter757

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  3. Navy HMC

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    Warn a guy before posting that stuff Shooter!!!!
     
  4. bill-hhh

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    That's funny right there :)