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Lawyer Joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by BigBob, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. BigBob

    BigBob

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    One afternoon,a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

    He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. Why are you eating grass? He asked one man. We don't have any money for food, the poor man replied. Oh, well, you can come with me to my house, instructed the lawyer. But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me! Bring them along replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said: You come with us, too. But, sir, I have a wife and six children! the second man answered. Bring them as well! answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

    The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place... the grass is almost a foot tall."
     
  2. jhfenton

    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    I could try to be offended, but I think it's more of a rich-person joke. :) It doesn't impugn the reputation of us poor lawyers.
     

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    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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