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Lawyer joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 16, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    QUESTION: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

    ANSWER: To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is
    essentially the same service.
     
  2. Egyas

    Egyas Troll Hater

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    Q) A lawer and an Accountant are the only survivors of a ship sinking. They are floating in the ocean when a shark swims up. He kills and eats 1 of them. Which one was eaten and why?

    A) The accountant. He lef tthe lawyer alone out of professional courtesy. :)
     

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    Question: What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?

    Answer: A doberman.
     
  4. Roger C

    Roger C

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    You know what they say about lawyer jokes, lawyers don't think they are funny, and the rest of us don't think they are jokes.

    :cool:
     
  5. wanderlust

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    Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?

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    A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is
    total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt
    and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your
    car?"

    "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer".

    "Okay," says the man, "That explains the blood... but
    what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the
    dirt?"

    "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
     
  6. D Hags

    D Hags

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    You are in a room with Hitler, Mussolini (sp?) and a lawyer. You are holding a revolver with two chambers loaded. What do you do?













    Shoot the lawyer twice!
    :)
     
  7. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    In case you get tired of reading Lawyer Jokes one at a time. Here's a bunch-