lawn mower

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 5, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he
    >came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want
    >for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough! money to go out
    >buy me a bicycle," said the little boy. After a moment of consideration,
    >preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?" The little boy
    >asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a
    >little while, said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal." The preacher took
    >the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no
    >response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said,
    >"I can't get this mower to start." The little boy said, "That's because you
    >have to cuss at it to get it started." The preacher said, "I'm a minister,
    >and I can't cuss. I've been a preacher so long that I don't even
    >remember how to cuss." The little boy looked at him happily and said, "You
    >just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya."
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    I liked it. . . . . Thanks..;f