Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, May 7, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    Subject: laughing

    A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. . The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years.

    This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

    Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

    If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea allaround you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age e 7)

    I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

    A dolphin breaths through an as shole on the top of it's head. (Billy age 6)

    My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs (Millie age 6)

    When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

    I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 7)

    Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age7)

    When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)