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Laugh from the Front Lines

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, May 2, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To
    their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier
    in a ditch along side the road.

    A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier
    in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive.
    They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had
    happened.

    "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth.
    I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in
    the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of
    trash!" He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton,
    Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying
    pieces of trash too!"

    "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
     

  2. groverglock

    groverglock Guns & Hoses

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    The first time I heard that story it was LBJ and HoChiMin.
     
  3. SlimlineGlock

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