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latex gloves

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mdj1, Mar 1, 2004.

  1. mdj1

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    A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He
    noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her
    a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves.

    "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"

    She said, "No, I don't have any idea."

    "Well," he spoofed, "Down in Mexico they have this big building
    set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked
    according
    to
    hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in
    and then walks around for a bit while the latex sets and dries
    right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw
    them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all
    over again."

    She didn't laugh one bit. Five minutes later, during the procedure, he
    had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.

    The old woman blushed and exclaimed,
    "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"
     
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    I had a feeling once the word latex came up....;Q
     
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    (Homer simpson voice) "MMMMMMM......Custom condoms"

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