Latex Factory

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 19, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A fellow is going on tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

    At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud Hiss-Pop! noise.

    "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide.
    "The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

    Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a noise: Hiss, Hiss, Hiss, Hiss-Pop!

    "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the hiss, hiss is, but what's that pop every so often?"

    "Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

    "Well, that can't be good for the condom!" the man states.

    "Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"