Late breaking news

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq.
    The President has announced that as of today, he is agreeing to additional inspectors
    to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq.
    We will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq.
    The additional inspectors will include:
    24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
    15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault)
    15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division
    More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles"
    Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections
    A variety of U.S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other "surveillance" activities
    A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections
    United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines
    An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Recon Marines, Delta Force, and
    other Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi "hide-aways"
    Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation,
    USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise.
    B52s, B1s and B2s will aid in uncovering previously hidden assets in underground storage areas.
    The President stated: "With these additional inspectors, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks."