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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her
    tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they
    made passionate love.

    Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I
    only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
    Alma agrees and again they make love.

    Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only
    eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey?
    Please?

    Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she
    rolled over and fell asleep.
    Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed
    andturned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his
    wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours
    left!
    Could we...?"

    His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I
    have to get up in the morning! You don't."
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Your killing me okie. These are great!!!!