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Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by Dinky, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    [FONT= ]When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." [/FONT][FONT= ] [/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. [/FONT][FONT= ] [/FONT]




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    When the hysterical screaming and store alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. [/FONT][FONT= ] [/FONT]




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    [FONT= ] I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. [/FONT][FONT= ] [/FONT]




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    [FONT= ]They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little louder and clearer![/FONT][FONT= ] [/FONT]
     
  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    Over medicate again Mike.'08.
     
  4. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Siince when do you food shop wearing pants?
     
  5. kcb

    kcb Southern Lady

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    <---IS NOT yet a senior citizen, but I think I would have replied to that request with an....

    ExCUSE ME??????

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    :rofl:

    I just wish they'd make those things all the same! :upeyes:
     
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    :ack: I don't know about that one!
     
  7. ReyFufuRulesAll

    ReyFufuRulesAll Pantless Wonder

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  8. Dinky

    Dinky Numpty

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    :rofl:
     
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    Vicodin makes me not care.:wavey:
     
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    It is always cold in that store and I was keeping the boys from shrinking..:whistling:
     
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    Karen, it was me! What did you expect???:supergrin:
     
  12. Dinky

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    Just the way we role in the OAF........:rofl:

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    kcb Southern Lady

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    Nothing Less! :supergrin: :hugs:
     
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    Dinky Numpty

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    Thank you my dear:hugs:
     
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    kcb Southern Lady

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    :hugs: Always, Mike!
     
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    kcb Southern Lady

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    "Jes!"

    Absolutely!

    Some things never change.

    And THAT, my friend, is comforting!

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  18. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    Most of the places I shop if I got that request I would say, "You wish"

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  19. Paul53

    Paul53 Authorized SKYNET Distributor.

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    Dinky, I feel your pain!

    Been playing the lottery forever and never win a thing. So I took a good look at the instructions and realized I'd been missing a step. They all say "void where prohibited." So I did.

    The cop had a different name for it, "urinating in public." He wouldn't even listen to my explanation! Neither would the judge! Cost me $400 and the judge ordered me to stop playing the lottery.

    Next week I see in the paper where the judge won $16 million in the lottery! Aw man!:steamed:
     
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    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    You didn't know Dinky was on the bench?.'08.