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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to
    promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

    "And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

    The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the
    Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."
     
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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    I need to write that one down
     

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