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Larry

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 9, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a
    building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her
    pet cat in her arms.

    "Hey, lady," yells Larry, "Throw me the cat."

    "No," she cries, "It's too far."

    "I play football, I can catch him."

    The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to
    Larry, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street.

    Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him.
    The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch
    it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed
    catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into
    cheers.

    Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his
    knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
     
  2. vafish

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    That's a great visual!