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Language barrier

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Mar 3, 2003.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    An Asian lady was married to an English gentleman. They lived in London. The lady was not proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.

    The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't now how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The lady got her chicken breasts &left.

    On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She thought about it and thought about but was unable to find a way to communicate this. So she brought her husband to the store...

    Now what were you thinking? Helloooo??? ...Her husband speaks English! Now get back to work!!!