A couple were looking to buy property and had this over zealous realtor show what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm. The land had just been worked to death. The weeds were hardly even growing. The smiling super salesman said, "Now really, all this land needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze and some good people." The husband took another glance around and replied, "Yeah, I agree, but couldn't the same be said of Hell?"