TOOTHSOME. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. GOOD QUESTION. Whats the difference between a man with a cold and a professional boxer? One blows his nose; the other knows his blows. WONDER YEARS. Husband: What are the best 10 years of a womans life? Wife: Twenty-nine to 30. FOOTBALL FINANCES. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback. IN THE MIDDLE. Student: Well, Pa, Im the dumbest of the smart ones, but Im smartest of the dumb ones. TRUE SALESMANSHIP. When a woman was asked why she bought a Cadillac, she responded, The DeVille made me do it.