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Lamaze Class

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the
    Lamaze class was in full swing.

    The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,
    along with informing the men how to give the necessary
    assurances at this stage of the plan.

    The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you.
    Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't
    hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

    The room really got quiet.

    Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

    "Yes?" replied the teacher.

    "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"