Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I no come work today. I real sick. I got headache, stomachache, & leg hurt. I no come work." The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Kung Chow calls again:"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."