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Knights of the Crusades

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  1. WilliePete

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    All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best
    friend " My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the
    world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as
    my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity
    belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."

    The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed
    a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from
    the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best
    friend. He said " Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"
     
  2. Steve Koski

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