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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 9, 2005.

  1. okie

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    Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After
    knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes
    there?" inquired St. Peter.

    "'It's me, Bill Clinton."

    "And what do you want?" asked St. Peter.

    "Lemme in!" replied Clinton.

    "Soooo," pondered Peter. "What bad things did you do on
    earth?"

    Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana
    but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I
    guess I had extra-marital sex -- but you shouldn't hold that
    against me because I didn't really have 'sexual relations.' And I
    lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

    After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK,
    here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot,
    but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period
    of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't abandon all
    hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to
    freeze over."
     
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    7.62mmFMJ Always Forward

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