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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 5, 2004.

  1. okie

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    > > > From a Canadian TV black comedian who misses Bill
    > > > Clinton.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the
    > > > closest thing we ever got to having a black man as
    > > > President.
    > > >
    > > > Number 1- He played the sax.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Number 2- He smoked weed.
    > > >
    > > > Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Even now? look at him.... his wife works, and he
    > > > don't! And, he gets a
    > > > check from the government every month.
    > > >
    > > > Manufacturers announced today that they will be
    > > > stocking America's shelves
    > > > this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of
    one of the
    > > > nations' most
    > > > distinguished men. It consists primarily of a little
    > > > weenie in hot water.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line
    > > > to honor Bill Clinton.
    > > > The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this
    > > > year.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > When asked what he thought about foreign affairs,
    > > > Clinton replied, "I don't
    > > > know, I never had one."
    > > >
    > > > American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking
    > > > Eagle" because he is so
    > > > full of crap he can't fly.
    > > >
    > > > Clinton lacked only three things to become one of
    > > > America's finest leaders:
    > > > integrity, vision, wisdom.
    > > >
    > > > Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly
    > > > and Moe. The Clinton
    > > > revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell
    the
    > > > truth as I know it,
    > > > the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
    > > > but what I think you
    > > > need to know."
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Clinton will be recorded in history as the only
    > > > President to do Hanky Panky
    > > > between Bushes.