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Kiss your *** goodbye

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by DTQ, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. DTQ

    DTQ c8h10n4o2 me

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    Feb 23, 2005
    a hidden rebel base, with a fridge.
    An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the
    donkey and the old man walked. As they went along some people they passed remarked
    it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

    The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed
    positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that
    little boy walk.

    They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people
    who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So,
    they both rode the donkey.
    Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put
    such a load on a poor donkey.
    The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the
    donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and
    he fell into the river and drowned.

    The moral of the story?

    If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your *** goodbye!