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killing fly's

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. barstoolguru

    barstoolguru texas proud

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies." He responded.

    "Oh! Are you killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked ..... "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
     
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    AV1911 Cali Girl

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    Lol..now that's kinda cute!
     

  3. barstoolguru

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    "kinda" ............ man you guys are a tough Audience....... :shocked: