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Killed Your Rooster!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 2, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.

    Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.

    The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him".

    "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."