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sir, the words masturbation and the words too much can not realistically be placed in the same sentence
 

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cjlandry;11400626 said:
KT's reaching legendary status with no effort on his part!
Well, there is all that yanking to consider... :whistling:
 

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Bogey;11401336 said:
So, Kilgore's favorite pastime ain't baseball?
Naw, all the hand lotion makes the bat slip right outta his hands... :rofl::rofl:
 

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GPalmer;11401391 said:
Naw, all the hand lotion makes the bat slip right outta his hands... :rofl::rofl:

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it.

After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own.

After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
 

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My kitten just died, KT. Thanks.
 

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Bogey;11401535 said:
Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
:rofl::rofl: Good one! :supergrin:
 

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Bogey;11401535 said:
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it.

After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own.

After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
Holy Mother of.....
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