Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

    The boy thought it over and said "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!"

    One evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy will you sleep with me tonight?"

    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

    A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b*tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b*tch is nine..."

    His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

    The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

    "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

    "Yes," he answered.

    Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

    The teacher replied "Right now we are learning addition."

    The mother asked, "And you are teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b*tch is four?"

    After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
  2. master tigon

    master tigon Guest

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    May 21, 2002
    too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sum of which..... lofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!