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Kids Think On Their Feet

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 8, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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    TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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    TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WILLIE: Me!

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    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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    TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    ELLEN: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Ellen.... Always say, "I am."
    ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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    TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of
    COINCIDENCE?
    JOHNNY: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    JOHNNY: Because George still had the ax in his
    hand.

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    TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SAM: No sir, I don't have to,. . .my Mom is a good cook.

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    TEACHER: Morris, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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    TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    CARLA: A teacher.