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Kids in School

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Oct 17, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST

    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
    TEACHER: What sign?
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
    multiplication On the floor?
    CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
    it!
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    TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
    GEORGE: Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: George!
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    TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
    today that we didn't have 100 years ago.
    WILLIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
    are.
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    TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    ELLEN: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
    ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
    alphabet."
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    TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
    same day, same time."
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    TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
    father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
    do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
    JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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    TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
    before eating?
    SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
    exactly the same as your broth! er's.&nb sp; Did you copy his?
    DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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    TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
    talking when people are no longer interested?
    PUPIL: A teacher.
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    SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    lol, gotta love kids.....maybe ;f