Kid's Answers To Science Questions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dr. Slots, Mar 13, 2007.

  1. Dr. Slots

    Dr. Slots

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    Got this in e-mail from my daughter. Might be old, but these are still funny.

    Q: Name the four seasons.

    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?

    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)

    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?

    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?

    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

    A: Premature death.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?(e.g., abdomen.)

    A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula?

    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)

    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
  2. sario528

    sario528 Nobody Home

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    Oct 29, 2006
    Out There
    Gotta love kids!:rofl:

  3. eddief4


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    Jun 8, 2006
    South West, Florida

    +1 :agree: