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kid in shower with parents

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GunsRmyProzac, Feb 24, 2007.

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    GunsRmyProzac

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    <p><font color="white>A little boy is sitting at home with his mom one day, and he's refusing to take a bath by himself. He wants to take a shower with mommy. Finally mom just says ok, but you have to look straight ahead, don't look up and don't look down. So naturally they're in the shower and the kid looks down and says "mommy what is that"? Mom replies "that's mommy's grass". Then ofcourse the kid looks up, and says "mommy what are those"? And mom replies, "those are mommy's headlights". Shortly thereafter they finish the shower. The next day the same incidence occurs with the father. The kid looks down and asks, "daddy what is that?" Dad replies, "well that's daddy's snake." That night the kid gets scared and crawls into bed with his parents. A little while on the kid screams at the top of his lungs "MOMMY MOMMY TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS DADDY'S SNAKE IS CRAWLING THROUGH YOUR GRASS."</font>
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