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Kerry's Campaign Trail

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. okie

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    KERRY ON CAMPAIGN TRAIL

    During a campaign tour in San Carlos, Arizona, of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year.
    Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however.....

    He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 for every Indian issue ever introduced.

    Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name .... "Running Eagle"

    After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of crap it can't fly.