Kerrry Native American

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 25, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Kerry the Native American
    During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic
    presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every
    Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused
    repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the
    Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times for every
    Indian issue ever introduced.

    Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential
    candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

    After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that
    Running Eagle is a bird so full of crap it can't fly.