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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by willie42408, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. willie42408

    willie42408

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    > Kentuckians only
    > Once upon a time in the Kingdom
    > of Heaven, God was
    > missing for six
    > days.
    > Eventually, Michael, the
    > archangel, found him,
    > resting
    > on the seventh
    > day.
    > "Where have you been?"
    > God sighed a deep sigh of
    > satisfaction and proudly
    > pointed downwards
    > through the clouds, "Look
    > Michael, look what I've
    > made."
    > Archangel Michael looked puzzled
    > and asked, "What
    > is
    > it?"
    > "It's a planet," replied God,
    > "and I've put Life
    > on
    > it. I'm going to
    > call it Earth and it's going to
    > be a great place
    > of
    > balance."
    > "Balance?", inquired Michael,
    > still confused.
    > God explained, pointing to
    > different parts of
    > earth,
    > "For example,
    > northern
    > Europe will be a place of great
    > opportunity and
    > wealth
    > while southern
    > Europe is going to be poor except
    > for the
    > boot-shaped
    > part where they
    > will have great food and art. The
    > Middle East over
    > there will be a hot
    > spot.
    > They will have oil underground
    > and they will think
    > it
    > gives them
    > power.
    > Over there I've placed a
    > continent of white people
    > and
    > over there is
    > a continent of black people," God
    > continued,
    > pointing
    > to different
    > countries.
    > "This one will be extremely hot
    > and arid while
    > that
    > one will be all
    > cold and covered in ice."
    > The Archangel, impressed by God's
    > work, pointed to
    > a
    > large land mass
    > and asked, "What's that one?"
    > "Ahhh," said God. "That's
    > KENTUCKY, the most
    > glorious
    > place on earth.
    > There are rivers, sunsets, rugged
    > mountains and
    > rolling hills. The
    > people
    > from KENTUCKY are going to be
    > modest, intelligent
    > and
    > humorous and
    > they
    > are going to be found traveling
    > the world. They
    > will
    > be extremely
    > sociable, hard working,
    > self-sufficient and high
    > achieving, and they
    > will
    > be
    > known throughout the world as
    > diplomats and
    > carriers
    > of
    > peace."
    > "What about the Earth? You said
    > there would be
    > balance!"
    > God replied, wisely, "Wait until
    > you see the
    > idiots
    > I'm putting
    > around them in Indiana, Ohio,
    > ,West Virginia,
    > Illinois
    > and
    > Virginia"!

    Got this in my email and had to share it with the other GTers from Kentucky
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Not from KY but still funny,At least you left out your neighbors to the south(TN).
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Willie'
    I liked it but I'm not from Indiana, Ohio, W. Virginia, Illinois, and Virginia.(LOL) Good one Will.
     
  4. glock_19guy1983

    glock_19guy1983

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    Kentucky and Alabama are about even when it comes to culture