, Ken and Jim, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Ken didn't show up. Jim didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Ken hadn't shown up for a week or so, Jim really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Jim didn't know where Ken lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Jim figured he had seen the last of Ken, but one day, Jim approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Ken! Jim was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Ken, what in the world happened to you?" Jim replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail?" cried Jim. "What in the world for?" "Well," Ken said, "you know that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?" "Yeah," said Jim, "I remember her. What about her?" "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty' and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury.