Keep your "stuff" together

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jun 15, 2003.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    A couple drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his loose underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.

    On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing by, laughing uncontrollably. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.