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Karate Chop

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 18, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One day Boudreaux, him, he was sittin in his coffee shop, drinkin a pop, wen dis grate big fella come in and knocks him off da stool. The big fella say, "Dat was a karate chop frum Korea."

    Boudreaux, him, he don't say nuttin, he jus get back on his stool an take anudder drink frum his pop -- and WHAM ! da big fella knock Boudreaux down agin an say, "Dat was a judo chop frum Japan."

    Boudreaux still don't say nuttin, he jus get up an walk out of dat coffee shop. Bout a hour later, Boudreaux come back in an witout sayin nuttin he walk up to dat big fella and WHACK! He knock dat big fella off his stool an knock him out cold.

    Den Boudreaux tell da manager, "Mais, wen he wake tell him dat was a crowbar from Home Depot!"
     
  2. David_G17

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    lol!

    ;c <- for okie who keeps this forum alive.