Just when you thought you've heard it all

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  1. flatag

    flatag Must have tacos

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    Report: Woman Shaving Bikini Area While Driving

    Florida Highway Patrol Said Woman Crashed While Shaving


    POSTED: Tuesday, March 9, 2010

    KEY WEST, Fla. -- UPI is reporting that the Florida Highway Patrol said a two-vehicle crash in Cudjoe Key, Fla., was caused by a driver trying to shave her private parts.
    Trooper Gary Dunick said the driver, identified as Megan Mariah Barnes, was attempting to shave her bikini area while her former husband was holding the wheel Tuesday when Barnes' car crashed into the back of a pickup truck, the Key West (Fla.) Citizen reported.
    "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick alleges. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it."
    Two passengers in the pickup truck were treated for minor injuries after the accident.
    Authorities said Barnes had been convicted one day before the crash of driving under the influence with a prior offense and driving with a suspended license, the Citizen reported. As a result of the conviction, her driver's license was revoked for five years and her car was supposed to be impounded.
    The Citizen said Barnes, 37, faces charges of driving with a revoked license, reckless driving and driving with no insurance. She also faces a charge of leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries for allegedly driving an additional half-mile after Tuesday's crash.

    http://www.news4jax.com/news/22783432/detail.html
     
  2. G30SF/F-250

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    Why didn't the ex-husband do it for her????

    :rofl:
     
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    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    So. How 'bout them Cubs?
     
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    If he did it right she would be driving even worse.

    Of course if he did it right they might still be married. :rofl:
     
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    I wonder if they have conjugal visits at that jail...
     
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    So the ex husband was helping her shave her cooter so she could go see her boyfriend? Classic.
     
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    You really don't want to see a pic of this broad. :scared::shocked:.
     
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    Glock20 10mm Use Linux!

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    Not really... it's a Southern thing! :tongueout:

























    Sorry I just had too... :whistling:
     
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    Jay9928 I laugh at liberals.

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    :tequila: I warned you! :tequila:
     
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    Well, at least the corpse could look good at the morgue, that of course is assuming that it every did to begin with.




    Oh no! Just saw the pic of her.

    Forget what I said.
     
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    They're 3-1 so far in Spring Training but that 1 was a 3-15 loss to the White Sox. And Angel Guzman tore a shoulder ligament that might keep him out for the season. Only 27 days away from Game 1.
     
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    Is this the ex-husband or the boyfriend? :faint::shocked:
     
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    ^^^ Is that a black eye?
     
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    Is she a Redneck???

    :cool: