just some jokes

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  1. nyredneck

    nyredneck كا&

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    A woman is in a check out line at the grocery store when she notices a man staring at her. She continues to check out, and still the man is looking at her. The man finally comes over, looks at the woman and asks "You're single, aren't you?" The woman is shocked "Why yes I am, how on earth did you know that?!" She says as she surveys her purchases to see what tipped the man off "Because , " the man said "You're f***ing ugly!!!";f

    Q: what did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
    A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh**?!"

    Q: why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
    A: because she was a woman!!

    A man comes home one day and calls to his wife "Honey pack your bags, I just won the lotto!!" She calls back " Oh my goodness, that's fantastic! Where are we going?" to wich the man cried back "Nowhere, just get the f**k out!!";f ;f
     
  2. NYGunman

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    Hey, you stole one of those from me!
     

  3. dammy

    dammy wed to REDNECK!

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    buwahahahahahahahaha!!!!;f
     
  4. NYGunman

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    I'm surprised you did not steal this one:

    What do you get when you cross a pitbull and a prostitute?



    Your last B*** J**
     
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    Oh, I would've said your last girlfriend, but that would probably be too mean!;)
     
  6. NYGunman

    NYGunman o.oO0Oo.oO0Oo.o

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    I could of said your wife, but I LIKE her technique..er style.;N ;N
     
  7. nyredneck

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    You just wouldn't say that about my wife 'cause you know she can outshoot you!!!;f