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Just no pleasing some women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 27, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    After 6 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to Summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime out-door cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain
    of events are put into motion:
    Here's the routine...
    (1) The woman buys the food.

    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables
    And makes dessert.

    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
    on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and
    sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the
    grill - beer in hand.

    Here comes the important part:
    (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    More routine....
    (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and
    cutlery.

    (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
    is burning.
    He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

    Important again:
    (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND
    HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine.....
    (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,sauces, and brings them to the table.

    (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
    Dishes.

    AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL:
    10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for
    His cooking efforts.

    (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night
    Off."
    And,upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
    Just no pleasing some women....