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Just my luck.....

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by ashecht, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. ashecht

    ashecht

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    Was in Walmart yesterday and figured while I'm there I'll pick up some ammo. Get to the ammo cabinet and see several fed 100 round boxes. But after a close look i see the lock is broken. I have my nose pressed up against the glass like a kid wanting some candy but the lock just won't open. They didn't like my crowbar idea either. Called again today and allegedly they say it will be fixed by end of day. Of course those value packs won't be there. Of all the damn locks in Walmart, THAT has to be the one that breaks. Talk about bad luck
     
  2. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Don't believe them!
    It's a conspiracy by the hippie socialists and mega-corporations to make ammunition unavailable.
    Obama needs all of of it so he can sell it to Mexicans as part of an ATF sting.
    In return for teasing the American citizen with the slight chance that they may be able to buy ammunition, Walmart will be in charge of all healthcare in America beginning in 2015. There will be 20 aisles for doctors to see you, but, of course, only two will ever be open.
    Soon, very soon, Walmart thugs will no longer demand to see your receipt. However, the greeters will be replaced with TSA agents and they will strip search you.

    :supergrin:
     
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  3. dango

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    Therefore , you were lucky Ashtecht , you avoided the strip search . Be cause they will have an ugly scale. When naked and you hit a 7 or above , you will vanish.
     
  4. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Obama and his wife want to be rid of any folk that might offend Sarah Jessica Parker and her friends.

    We fat, old, ugly people will be vanishing, nothing left but an abandoned Buick in the Walmart parking lot. :ack: