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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. Back at home
    for a few days, the bride called her mother. "Well, how was the
    honeymoon?" asked the mother.

    "Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
    romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as
    we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been
    saying things I've never heard before! All these awful four-letter
    words! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!"

    "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be
    so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?"

    "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
    embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and
    take me home! Please, Mama!"

    "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
    mother these horrible four-letter words!"

    Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama... words like dust, wash,
    iron, and cook..."