Just in case the curtains close for the last time...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by DaleGribble, Sep 28, 2020.

  1. BillKilgore

    BillKilgore

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    Hang in there, buddy. I hope you feel better tomorrow.
     
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  2. Oldschooltube

    Oldschooltube Flux Capacitor Technician

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    Is there a way to stop peeing out your butt but be able to keep farting out your dick? Asking for a friend.
     
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  3. Joshhtn

    Joshhtn The eBay Guy Gold Member

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    RIP, Dale... It's been real.

    :crying: :sadangel:
     
  4. seanmac45

    seanmac45 CLM

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    Feel better.

    I have a cork and a hammer if necessary.
     
  5. Grabbrass

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    Don't worry Dale. John Redcorn will be there for her.

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  6. G30SF/F-250

    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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  7. Tuner Sandwich

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    Don't worry. Everything will be alright.

    We got your back.

     
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    And this too shall pass.

    Get well soon!
     
  9. GlockerBill

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    fill out your absentee ballot before you meet your maker
     
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  10. fg17

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    Good luck Dale, I’m sure you’ll be fine.

    My wife’s on quarantine from work, her team was exposed to someone. She not feeling well and waiting for test results.
     
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  11. Mr Meeseeks

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    You know all this, but megadose some vitamin D, check pulse oxymeter daily, rest up. If you prepped up with some chloroquine it wouldn’t hurt to pop one. Friend I know takes it prophylactically and the only side effect is he feels like a guy named corn pop is watching him from afar, rusty straight razor in hand.

    Best of luck amigo, thoughts are with you.
     
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    You ain’t getting out of here that easily. Get well Dale.


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  13. DaleGribble

    DaleGribble Liberals 'R Bad!!!!

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    I ate mehican last week, went down and out without a peep.

    Thank you.

    Thank you. Did you get some Flomax?

    Thank you.

    Thank you.

    Thank you.

    Sha sha shaaaa.

    I'm from Hellinois. Please make sure I vote at least 10 times.

    They are a COVID sign.

    Thank you.

    I'm not dead/dying yet.

    He can have her.

    Best CPR I've ever seen.

    It's passing alright, just like this...


    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog&ab_channel=FantasticCousins


    Just did because I planned on doing it anyway, no time like the present.

    Hope ya'll don;t have it.

    Thank you. I'm doing zinc too.

    Not foodborne, at least I don't think. No one else is sick from last night's meal.

    That may be in the cards, I'm at ten and counting.
     
  14. Tuner Sandwich

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    You're not posting from the toilet are you?
     
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  15. DaleGribble

    DaleGribble Liberals 'R Bad!!!!

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    Are you subtly asking for pics?
     
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    You might as well skip the rapid test and go get the other one, whatever that is. The rapid test has about 50% false negatives. Depending on the test results of somebody else, I guess I'll be getting tested later this week or early next. The one exposed to has all the symptoms. Couldn't smell a boiled egg beer fart if he tried.

    Damn I dread this, but it isn't looking good right now. I figure I'll go stock up on necessities tomorrow.

    And good luck!! I hope you are well and just had a bad burrito. I don't guess you live west of I-35 in Texas and ate an Allsups Burrito did you? However, I guess if that is where you lived you would know better. They are famous for the runs. :dog:
     
  17. Tuner Sandwich

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    We already got the video! You look just like Jeff Daniels btw.
     
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  18. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    I don't think peeing out your pooper is a sign of covid, just of a loose worn out pooter
     
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    No worries Dale. I am in-tight with the almighty. I put in a word.

    This doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together, in the wee hours of the morning. (Call G30SF/F-250 for that. You’ll find his number on the men’s room wall). ANY MEN’S ROOM.
     
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  20. Joshhtn

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