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I'm peeing out of my butt and can't smell it. I have a COVID test scheduled for in the morning.

If I don't come back consider this my flounce. It's been fun. I'm sorry to anyone I was a real dick too who didn't deserve it. If you deserved it, I'm not sorry.

FullClip can have all my likes.

Please dear God, someone make sure I vote for Trump as many times as possible.
Get well soon!
 

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Read up on colovesical fistula. The bladder
fuses to your colon and after a while a hole
between the 2. It's very fixable. Another
symptom is farting out your dick.
If he starts pooping out his mouth, he can move to d. c. And fit right in. :supergrin:
 

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I'm peeing out of my butt and can't smell it. I have a COVID test scheduled for in the morning.

If I don't come back consider this my flounce. It's been fun. I'm sorry to anyone I was a real dick too who didn't deserve it. If you deserved it, I'm not sorry.

FullClip can have all my likes.

Please dear God, someone make sure I vote for Trump as many times as possible.
Look for the positive, it may be that Mexican dinner that tasted so good going in, just trying to get out. BTW, I love ALL Mexican food, even the Taco Bell American versions. I hope you get well soon.
 

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I feel for you. Had bloody urine all day fri then could not go so off to ER.
Guess my happy gland decided to grow and blood clots stopped up the flow. Fun.
Now get to wear a catheter till can get into Urologist.
I will definitely be staying home awhile.
 

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Get better soon and get back in here.
 

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Read up on colovesical fistula. The bladder
fuses to your colon and after a while a hole
between the 2. It's very fixable. Another
symptom is farting out your dick.
Ohh that’s just wonderful,something else in life to worry about and i thought i had problems.lol.
 

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Read up on colovesical fistula. The bladder
fuses to your colon and after a while a hole
between the 2. It's very fixable. Another
symptom is farting out your dick.
That sounds pleasant.

Lets start with who cooked your last meal? Are they in the will? Any insurance money involved?

Do hope you are better soon!
I did, ribs last night, along with sweet cornbread. My wife made the macaroni salad though. She stands to get half a mill in life insurance...

If he starts pooping out his mouth, he can move to d. c. And fit right in. :supergrin:
If I start thinking about doing that, I'm ending it.
 

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Please dear God, someone make sure I vote for Trump as many times as possible.
I'll talk to some mobsters I know up on The Hill and ask them to see to it that you are on the voting list in all 39 towns and cities. :)

I'm sure that you will come through okay so I won't say goodbye, just...see you soon. :)
 

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I'm peeing out of my butt and can't smell it. I have a COVID test scheduled for in the morning.

If I don't come back consider this my flounce. It's been fun. I'm sorry to anyone I was a real dick too who didn't deserve it. If you deserved it, I'm not sorry.

FullClip can have all my likes.

Please dear God, someone make sure I vote for Trump as many times as possible.
We border Illinois here in Iowa. If you die that's like being registered in IL. I'll be sure your vote counts ... twice.

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I don't think the squirts are a covid symptom. Not smelling it, maybe there isn't any odor. Just hang in there and let us know how you're doing.

On the other hand, if it is covid, can you go hug as many democrats and politicians as you can?

Feel better, keep us updated.
 

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That sounds pleasant.



I did, ribs last night, along with sweet cornbread. My wife made the macaroni salad though. She stands to get half a mill in life insurance...



If I start thinking about doing that, I'm ending it.
We’re getting old. Can’t eat some of the same stuff I used to.
 
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