Just in case the curtains close for the last time...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by DaleGribble, Sep 28, 2020.

  1. DaleGribble

    DaleGribble Come on man!!

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    I'm peeing out of my butt and can't smell it. I have a COVID test scheduled for in the morning.

    If I don't come back consider this my flounce. It's been fun. I'm sorry to anyone I was a real dick too who didn't deserve it. If you deserved it, I'm not sorry.

    FullClip can have all my likes.

    Please dear God, someone make sure I vote for Trump as many times as possible.
     
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    Hope you feel better, friend.
    As always, let me know if there's anything I can do for you!
     

  3. G30SF/F-250

    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out

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    Can I have your Trophy Points?
     
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    snerd Horselover Fat

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    This is really Rusty Shackleford, isn’t it?
     
  5. FullClip

    FullClip Native Mainiac CLM

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    Stick a plug in yer butt and hang in here for a while. You'll feel better around 22:30 tomorrow night. (EDST)
     
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    Get well. I have a feeling this isn’teven close to you farewell time


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    Ever consider maybe your **** just dont stink?
     
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    Hope it’s JUST the Hershey squirts. Hope you feel better soon. Hydrate hydrate HYDRATE!
     
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    Just get yourself buried in a Dem cemetery and you can vote all you want to.
     
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    AK_Stick AAAMAD

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    Get well quick man, we ain’t done arguing.
     
  11. Victor Dubya

    Victor Dubya The Kindly Curmudgeon

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    Too bad there isn't snow on the ground. If there was you could pee your name on it like a woman.
     
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    Just to be safe


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    ScarFace88 NOT MOD APPROVED

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    Doing the same thing right now....but I CAN smell mine. WHEW!!! Nothing wrong with my sniffer but darn....I'm exhausted!
    <Padre>
     
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    Doesn’t morphine cause constipation? Maybe a Rx? :whistling:
    Too bad perigoric isn’t around anymore.
     
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  16. DaleGribble

    DaleGribble Come on man!!

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    Thank you.

    I don't know what they are, so yes you can.

    I've already known that for years. :D

    I've got an entire case of NaCl and supplies at the ready. I bought a bunch of preps when COVID was supposed to make the world end.
     
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    FullClip Native Mainiac CLM

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    For some reason I see something like this happening tomorrow morning....and I ain't counting on any free "LIKE" points coming my way.....
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    Read up on colovesical fistula. The bladder
    fuses to your colon and after a while a hole
    between the 2. It's very fixable. Another
    symptom is farting out your dick.
     
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    DaveD Ex-Mod Moderator Millennium Member

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    Lets start with who cooked your last meal? Are they in the will? Any insurance money involved?

    Do hope you are better soon!
     
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    FullClip Native Mainiac CLM

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    Does it sound like this???
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