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Just Heard a Good Joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glock21Owner, Jul 24, 2003.

  1. Glock21Owner

    Glock21Owner NRA Life Member

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    Q: What was Uday and Qusay's last word?



    A: It-shay
     
  2. ysr_racer

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    What's the last thing that went thru their minds before they died?

    A 5.56mm round :)
     

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    Wolv314 Glock Lord

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    Where were Uday's last thoughts?

    A: On the wall behind him.
     
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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    You guys...so wrong, but so funny! ;i
     
  5. riddler

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    don't get it......;d ;d
     
  6. Steve Koski

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    4TS&W 2A RKBA 4EVER

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    Google search for pig latin..... ;)
     
  8. David_G17

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    uday and qusay got to heaven the other day. they walked through the pearly gates and were immediately jumped by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, and about 60 other people who beat the two senseless. after the fighting stopped for a moment, the brothers asked God what was going on. God responded that those were the 72 Virginians He had promised them in the Koran.
     
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    No, a TOW...
     
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    Post some more! Please!
     
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    The DEA has asked for the 101st to be classified as a dangerous narcotic. Seems they blew uday and qusays mind.


    Not great, but the best I could do on such short notice.