Just got my pee-pee smacked...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by light-switch, Nov 20, 2019.

  1. light-switch

    light-switch Back to work...

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    Apparently so.
     
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    Getting old ain't for sissies...
     
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    BUG'S

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    I say what I want when I want.
     
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    Those are probably the wisest words I have read all day! :)
     
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  6. harold63

    harold63 I'm not retired

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    Do practical jokes that include everyone. This way you get the person you want and everyone is happy with no one knowing the diff. Kinda like assassinating one person that's on a plane with 200 people by crashing the plane.
     
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    PRKJayhawk

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    Been there working admin in a county department.
    Will Rogers said “I never got in trouble by keeping my mouth shut”.
    Too bad I couldn’t do that!
     
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    I’m terrible with filters. My friends think I’m hilarious. But it’s not always good when I work at a very conservative financial services organization. Gotten in trouble as result, one time seriously. I just try to get better at it and plan for early retirement.
     
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    You could always sever the heads of your enemies, put them on posts and line your driveway with them.
     
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    Apparently waxing my body in the bathroom at work is frowned upon. Who knew. I get told I cuss to much but I’m alone for the majority of the day. So who the F is narking me out? I did call this fat slob that ruined one of the trailer tires on my rental he was a lying male appendage sucker. The man got a little irritated over that one.
     
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    My standard response usually goes something like go **** yourself. Might be why I've had forty jobs.
     
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    Holy crap you work with thin skinned people. If I was Mrs.**** I would be laughing about that.
     
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    Benchrst Ban Hamster

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    You rebel you
     
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    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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    This is great advice. I once mistakenly thought the boss wanted my opinion when he asked for it.

    do not fall for it.
     
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  15. VIS07

    VIS07 Never, never, never give up.

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    Yes. People are to sensitive these days. Waaayyy too sensitive. Was it a tactical error at work. Yeah. I've heard this though at my work--how come Jim can do that and get away with it? They go well it's Jim... Lol But we do make jokes about other co-workers faces a lot. This system sucks!! Your face sucks!
     
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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    I eventually learned that I didn't have to socialize with, or amuse, my coworkers.
    They existed only to enable my employment, and I didn't need their approval.
     
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    Deanster Cheese? CLM Millennium Member

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    "When you find out you have Mr. Light-switch for a whole year"

    Sounds like maybe you didn't just post this meme, but took the time to make it also? IMHO, you got lucky to not get written up.

    By the time you're making posters to make fun of someone, it's hard to explain how it's not bullying.
     
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    You're kidding... right?
     
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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    I'm funny, how? I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? Whattya mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
     
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    OGW SAF

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    Teachers should be more mature than their students.